And then there was the day the dimensional stabilizer failed, and suddenly the TARDIS was much bigger on the outside…
BBC is proud to announce their strangest multi-Doctor special yet: The Giant Brass Piggybank of Doom. Featuring the Tenth Doctor, the Tenth Doctor, the Eleventh Doctor, and the Eleventh Doctor.
Now *that* is a strange crack. Well, no use trying to sort it now. It can wait. Other things to tend to first. I mean, it’s not like a crack can threaten the very existence of time or anything like that. Tiny Ten will get back to it in another year or so…
Now here’s a question: if a Weeping Angel is missing its head and can’t see whether you’re looking at it, is it safe to blink?
One of the nice things about being a time-traveler is that, so long as you’re willing to revisit the same year each time, “annual passes” don’t have to expire in a year. Tiny Ten has been using this pass for about 40 years now.
The Doctor used to be a Jungle Cruise tour guide, but he was fired on his first day for sonicing the animatronic animals and making them a bit too realistic. The gorilla took forever to catch…